Hillbilly Halloween

Tomorrow is Halloween
Ain’t that a dandy?
But cuz of my lost tooth
I can’t eat no candy
What should my costume be
Maybe a country bumpkin?
Or should I just smile
And look like a pumpkin?




I wanna buy a Lazy Boy…Sure you do *wink wink*

When I saw this particular billboard on a recent trip, I immediately wanted to go out and buy a piece of furniture. Seriously, I did… because I always think of a rustic 5 piece dining room set when I see a pretty young blond woman with a pouty smile.

Ps…if this happens to be your billboard, kudos to you for great advertising and no disrespect. Oh, curious…do you guys sells chests? Get it? 🙂


Dry Eraser Sabotage

It’s a cruel world out there, folks. “Somehow” and “mysteriously” a permanent marker got mixed in with the dry erasers that I use for my dry erase reusable refrigerator calendar.


Of course, out of all the markers in the cup, I WOULD pick that one to create the calendar dates.


Actually, this would actually be a (kinda) funny prank for April Fools Day if it wasn’t on me.
I guess from now on or until I get a new calendar, I will have a Tasting on every 2nd Wednesday and a hair appointment on Saturday at 11′ o’clock.

Why couldn’t I have written down…buy shoes…? Dayum!

I’m Gonna Boil You…If You Don’t…


Stop staring at me.
But then again, I did challenge him to a staring contest. But now it’s getting creepy. Uncomfortably creepy. It’s been like 6 minutes. Look away! Or I will buy you & boil yo @ss. I don’t even eat lobster (due to having a pet crayfish…too much of a resemblance.)
BUT I will…just out of spite.
Oh, and dip you in garlic butter…
But I’m a good sport. And even though I knew he didn’t want his picture taken (his expression was like…Really?”) I snapped his picture because I wanted to give him props for winning.
So congratulations…Mr. Lobster. Today, you won.
Although, I seriously doubt you will be around next week to play another round 😦