No, to Mopping. Yes, to Pee :)

I hate mopping.
I rather wipe crusty yellow pee from the inside of a toilet rim than to mop the kitchen floor.
Yup.
So…
As an incentive…to mop
I promised my 2 kids
$20 A PIECE!
If they wake up tomorrow morning
And the floor is NOT cleaned.

Hello-
24 hour ATM!
Cuz…it ain’t gonna happen

Goodnight 🙂

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Not Feelin’ These Buns :(

I have a lot of love for this particular baking company (cuz they make some very good cookies) BUT dayum, these onion hamburger buns that they make, well, look…gross.  I’m sure they taste good (and I do admit, they felt baby butt soft) but I just can’t get into any bun that looks like it got “smooshed” with some picnic ants.

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Whirlpool Bubbles? Man-made or Man-made?

Today…

I sat in the warm whirlpool
Foamy bubbles swirling around
I looked at the people’s faces
From all the different places
And almost let out a hoot
Wondering if they passed a poot

The bubbles masquerading as a disguise

Tuesday Tickles

Aww, a new baby…
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Oops.

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As long as nobody gets hurt (well badly)…we like our pictures

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This is so so true

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The cure for a stuffy nose…Ahh…Wasabi

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Google…Smoogle…what did we do before it?

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I love me some kids, but I laughed so hard at this…
Doh!

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Happy 4th of July!

Friday Funnies

The heat has made me puppy tired. Puppy tired is when you’re so sleepy that you could lie down anywhere and start snoring instantly, kinda like puppies do…ok, so what am I really trying to say? I’m too dayum tired to do a “written” blog (but I do have a great reason….that I will share later) so here are my favorite funnies that I saw this week. Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend.

This also applies to Twitter…lol

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Oh, Colonel Sanders…my favorite job in college, cuz I ate free.  The Strawberry Parfait cups were at a 50% discount, but I stole them and ate them in the freezer.  Mmmm…

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I was a teacher…and still giggled at this…

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The next three pictures. True, Truer, Truest

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My name is Kat.  I love cats.  Allergic.  Oh, the irony.

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This happened to me twice this week. Once with the keys. Once with my cell phone. But I know the drill.  Curse. Get out.  Look under seat.  See dried out McDonald’s Chicken Mcnugget.  Ignore it.  Scrape knuckles against the metal part underneath the seat.   Retrieve object.  Straighten back up (grab back because you stiff bending over.)  Get back into car.  Repeat same drill in 3 days.  Sigh.

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Best expression and caption…ever…ha ha.  I can’t stand Boots on Dora the Explorer.  Can’t. Stand. Him.

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I’m’ so using this one at this years Christmas Party…admit it, you will too!

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Happy Friday!