Makin Bacon

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My bacon looks different with my Ambien. Ha Ha

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Wow…

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Hillbilly Halloween

Tomorrow is Halloween
Ain’t that a dandy?
But cuz of my lost tooth
I can’t eat no candy
What should my costume be
Maybe a country bumpkin?
Or should I just smile
And look like a pumpkin?

Damn…

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Finally, the answer to that age ole’ question…

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Why, from plastic cellophane wrap, Sweetie.

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And twins!

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Oh, and triplets too…Oh, My!

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I have no words…
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* I decided to make a “What I Google while on Ambien” category. It just seems the right thing to do 🙂