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The Picker

I looked at her
She looked back at me
Her eyes
Like a sharp knife
Wanting to slice me
Wow
She wanted to cut me
Deep
So Deep
So that I would peer down
At my bleeding & gaping flesh
And gasp-
To look away
From her…
But I didn’t
I stared you down
Like a dirty cowboy
With my boots in the dust
And tumbleweeds blowing in the wind
I saw you
Little girl
Pick your nose
And then eat your booger

Ew….

Meet my new Buddy!

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<<<— This is Buddy.  He’s not a marshmallow.  He’s a short baby white alien made from human body fat.

I love him very very very very much.  

Actually, he is my new adorable (and a wee bit creepy) Adipose squishy stress toy that was given to me on Christmas.  Last year, I was wooed (with food that I didn’t have to pay for) into watching back to back episodes of the British Sci-Fi television series, Doctor Who.  Even though I had gotten some tasty lil vittles out of it, I just couldn’t get into the show.  And then I saw him.  He was a little white blob of cuteness.  The sweetest thing.  Ever.  Buddy should have won an acting award for his stellar performance as a wobbly smiling Adipose alien baby with one tooth.  Even though there were about a thousand of em and they looked the same, he was the BEST!  Seriously.
Anyway, since Christmas, we have spent a great deal of time together, and I realize that I don’t want to put a damper on this (healthy) blossoming friendship by squeezing Buddy until his eyes bulge out…So…I decided to use him as a 2013 resolution…a reminder to NOT get stressed out.  Of course, I’ll still reserve the right to worry, but hopefully, he’ll help me remember to focus my energy on dealing with the bigger things in my life instead of stressing  or feeling guilty about the little things…like dirty dishes in the sink 🙂
Happy New Year!

Other wonderful pictures in Buddy Gallery (yes, I know…too much time on my hands)

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Just Gimme My Sweatpants

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I remember a time in my life that New Year’s Eve meant hitting the town hard, searching for a great place to party…now it means hitting the couch hard in my elastic pants, sweatshirt (and lil cubes of cheese) watching the Twilight Zone marathon.  And I love it!  Anyway, I just wanted to wish everyone a wonderful, happy, safe and prosperous 2013.  I thank everyone who visited my blog this year, I hope you enjoyed reading as much as I have enjoyed writing; it has been a fun journey so far & I appreciate you allowing me to share a lil bit of my life with you.  See ya next year!

Kat 🙂