Stop staring at me.
But then again, I did challenge him to a staring contest. But now it’s getting creepy. Uncomfortably creepy. It’s been like 6 minutes. Look away! Or I will buy you & boil yo @ss. I don’t even eat lobster (due to having a pet crayfish…too much of a resemblance.)
BUT I will…just out of spite.
Oh, and dip you in garlic butter…
But I’m a good sport. And even though I knew he didn’t want his picture taken (his expression was like…Really?”) I snapped his picture because I wanted to give him props for winning.
So congratulations…Mr. Lobster. Today, you won.
Although, I seriously doubt you will be around next week to play another round 😦