A Lil Motivation Does Wonders

Dear Me “The Procrastinator”,

This morning you went to the cabinet and realized that once again you waited until the last-minute to get contact lenses. You always do this crap! The one in your left eye is now about 90 days old & very dirty (even though you are only SUPPOSED to wear it for 30 days); the one in your right eye is slightly torn. No matter how many times you take it out, squirt it with saline solution and then re-insert it…it is STILL torn! So, today, I want to give you some motivation to remember to buy your lenses tomorrow. This IS you.

Your glasses are bigger than your face. I won’t say anything mean about your eyebrows because I don’t have to..they speak for themselves. Dayum.

Love,
Me “Please remember 10th Grade”

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