Brie Cheese & Me

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I sat there
Surrounded
By four metal walls
It was cold
I was at the grocery store
In the restroom
I felt the urge
Suddenly to push
While I was drooling over the Brie cheese
Ironic
Because cheese can give you
Constipation
The story of my life
And like a pregnant mommy
When you gotta push
You push
It happens so rarely for me
I didn’t even do the infamous
“Look for feet under the stall”
I thanked 
My colon for being a little kind to me yesterday
As I sat in there in my little metal stall
As I let it out
Still thinking about that damn Brie cheese

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