I volunteer at a children’s consignment store. It’s a great place to work because my hours are flexible, the staff is extremely nice and they pipe in 80’s pop music…so we can jam to such hits like “Let’s hear it for the Boy” and “Careless Whisper”. Sidenote: If I ever say “jam” again, it better be because I’m spreading it on toast…cuz that was wack, yo. Sike! Anyway, while I was at work this week, I came across a toy and I just HAD to take a picture. I don’t know who made this particular toy, but I know damn well what they were thinking about doing when they designed it…
Smokin!
Tell me your first thought wasn’t…Dang, that looks like a bong…yup
Not that I would know what that is…
(You know my Mom reads my blog, right?)
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A toy that looks like a bong that makes parents want to drink. It’s the perfect gift.