Dear Mr. Willy Wonka

Dear Mr. Willy Wonka,

I have loved your candy…always…from your tangy Nerds to your sweet Laffy Taffy…and of course…the Wonka Bar…with its melty chocolate-ly goodness…AND yeah, I really wanted a Golden Ticket
And an Oompa Loompa…with his lil bad ass self to rub MY feet…
I digress…
I was wondering…since you make so many cool things…
Is it possibly to make a “GET HAPPY” CANDY?
That’s not too much to ask, right?
Oh…but wait-
I have to say…
I loved that they did a movie about you…
The Original Willy Wonka, the one featuring Gene Wilder
The second was pretty okay…I mean it DID have Mr. Johnny Depp in it…
Um…Hello 21 Jump Street…sexy, sexy-
The whole freaky boat ride scene…scared the crap out of me!
Who scares kids like that?
Someone must be smokin a lil somethin somethin
Back your wonderful Candy…
YOU have made a lake of chocolate…
GUM that taste like a 3 course meal…
MADE someone transport through a television set…
So, why can’t you…
Make an everlasting gob stopper whopper to make ALL your dreams come TRUE?
Each layer revealing…another happy moment.
A caramel chew that would release a burst of self confidence…and assertiveness
Just in time for the big job interview.
A fruit flavored tattoo…that would deliver a *poof* of positive attitude
That would be really sweet…BUT…
I know it’s a pipe dream to ask…
Because I know that a piece of candy or gum won’t make things magically happen…
It’s Me…who has to take charge of my life and live it to the fullest-
I realize…I can do anything…
Because I am strong
Because…I am my own GOLDEN ticket




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