When I pump gas, the dollar amount has to end on a zero or five.
$23.55… YES! $23.52? Um, no.
I became scared of clowns after Stephen King’s movie, It. (I didn’t use the bathroom at night for 2 years (I was in my 30’s, even if I had to go…really bad).
I watch Golden Girls EVERYDAY…at least 8 episodes. I laugh, like it was the first time.
I played the clarinet for 6 years. The oboe for 4 years.
I have never seen The Wizard of Oz
I have no stomach, gallbladder, uterus or normally functioning colon
I had a pet crayfish for 3 years. His name was Freddy. He ate worms from our fridge.
I hate being short (5”)
I once had a $32.50 fine for a library book. It wasn’t mine. I swear 
I didn’t know how to drive until I was 21. I failed my driving test. Twice. Hit the cones. Twice. Damn parallel parking.
See you on the road!
And you have more metaphorical guts than most!
Aww…thank you
Well you do! My sister-in-law had Chrohn’s for years and colostomy and stuff then she had twins and it kind of stopped but now it seems to be coming back. I know this is nothing compared to what you have and I so admire your wonderful sense of humour!
I stay too dehydrated to cry! LOL…but I hope your SIL gets better (and with twins) whew! Again, I thank you (and appreciate) your wonderful comments…